I think the boys on Madison Avenue have let the late night Cinemax movies go to their heads a bit. And don't you just love the misogynistic overtones? Making the model look like a blowup doll is the sauce on this seven-incher for me. Classy.

Seriously, this is the best they could come up with? SEVEN inches? I don't click on a link for less than nine.

And how many calories does this thing have. Never mind. I'm having a Healthy Choice meal for dinner. It just tastes better, Fatty.