Boca Java has hopped onto the bacon express with its Maple Bacon Morning brew. Bacon vodka, bacon bandages, aaaabacon beer mugs. We are a nation of pork.

But, I see the appeal. Who needs a well-balanced breakfast when you can get it all in liquid caffeinated form? I pity the poor suckers who have to stop by McDonald's for their (gross) solid food breakfasts. Chewing is so 2009. Maple Bacon Morning is the new reality.